So in love.
Oh no. I have discovered scumbag colon. No sleep tonight.
‘It was my pleasure.’ - Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling winning the Best Kiss award in 2005.
it was legendary
(Source: fuckyeahmcgosling, via mytireswing)
"There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You’d think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not, the opposite is true. You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists? Well, without the dreamers they might never get off the ground."
— Cameron, Modern Family 3x09 (via beantoots)
I believe every word of this. For example, all of the beach pictures I have seen recently. I just feel bad for myself that I am not at the beach, but those people aren’t anymore! They’re probably alone in their rooms scrolling through Facebook too, right? Yes. Yes they are.
Phineas and Ferb
- Amy Moore: What kind of drugs do you have to take to watch Phineas and Ferb? This is insane.
- Me: None, because it's the most magical of television shows.
- Amy: ...Drugs.
- Amy: and is that blue thing a platypus?
- Me: Yeah! Perry the platypus/ Agent P.
- Amy: Cuz you see those running around everywhere.
- Me: He's their pet!
you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
and then you eat it right? You. Eat. It.
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